Corrupt a wish! O:

The way the Corrupt-a-wish game works is quite simple.

First someone posts a wish and then the next one horribly destroys the wish then makes a wish of their own.

Example:

Yuri: I wish I got this book signed by the author.

Tenshi:Granted but it's illegible so nobody believes it's from the author.

See? You'll get the hang of it pretty quickly. xD

I'll start.

I wish I had my own Mt Dew.

Granted, but it's expired and old.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but it'll hurt when you reach the ground at some 200mph....
I wish that night would never end. ;D -sunophobic-

Granted, but 2 days later you died of boredom.
I wish I was invincible and could not die from anything at all.

Granted, but you suddenly go into a coma as an after-effect of a potion that granted you invincibility (which is practically like death without you realizing it XD).

I wish 9001 good anime and manga series will be out (which all should interesting and fun to watch/read for me).

Granted, but a week later it was canceled.
I wish I could fly a jet that could never explode or run out of fuel.

granted but a terrorist would end up blowing the plane into bits.

I wish i had friends in my town. 8D

granted but your friends would decide to play a massive game of hide and seek and you would never find them ever again.. lol (idk )

I wish I could teleport

granted you would teleport underwater and drown yourself or be crushed from pressure.

i wish i was a girl 8D

Granted but would soon be kidnapped by strange men with candy that would perform an operation to turn you back into a man so you too can kidnap girls and return them into there original sex (without receiving any candy ) lol

I wish I had laser eye vision.

Granted, but you can't turn it off and eventually you end up destroying the world and, later, yourself.

I wish I wasn't afraid of the soccer ball.

granted, but now you're afraid of people

I wish I could enter and leave anime whenever I wish.

Granted, But you enter a Anime where it's not what you expect and are paid dear a cost to the tentacle gods...

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner!!

Granted, but you get eaten by a dog.

I wish Veronica Taylor would go back to voicing Ash.

Granted, but now Ash finally dropped his..... hmm, maybe I should rephrase this.

I wish i had wings and the knowledge of how to fly and land properly.

Granted, but they get broken when you fly into an office window.

I wish I knew how to play Lugia's Theme on the ocarina.

Granted, but the Ocarina you have sounds terrible.

I wish I was invisible.

granted but now everyone has a maya purple to see you /gg

I wish my hair was long and pretty like mio's

Granted, but you lose millions buying the hair care products.

I wish Gunslingers actually kicked ass like they look like they should.

granted but now people have reflect damage for bullets.

i wish i had a stalker 8D

Granted, but then stalkers become bugged.

I wish perverts didn't exist.


(Aw Aizen I had a good one: "Granted, but then gravity decides to cancel RO.")

granted but now the world is only filled with women

(i meant a irl stalker meme xD)

i wish i looked like Mio Akiyama 8D

Granted but....wait, who's that now?

I wish i knew who Mio Akiyama was. And why Aizen wants to look like him/her

Granted but you lost IQ points for not knowing

*mio akiyama is the girl in my avatar and siggy =p and i want to look like her cause she's gorgeous*

i wish life were more simple

Granted, but now you can't look like Mio Akiyama

I wish life had more lemons....I'm outta lemonade.