Corrupt a wish! O:

Granted, but now it doesn't have enough apples.

(@Aizen: How was I suppose to know D: When I go on these forums my mind is on RO not irl)


I wish everyone would stop being mean to me ;-;

granted but now people refuse to speak with you.

(@meme its okay xD i know your trying /pat dont feel bad =D )

Wishes i could look like mio akiyama again instead of life being simpler

Granted, but once again, nobody knows who you are.

I wish life had more apples now, I made too much lemonade.

granted but the apples have been poisoned.\

i wish i wasnt so bored.

Granted, but you get so tired from having so much fun you fall into a coma.

I wish those apples weren't poisoned

granted, but they are filled with worms.

I wish I was married to Haruhi Suzumiya <3

granted but she eventually cheats on you with Kyon

I wish i lived with mio akiyama 8D

Granted, but she stays locked up in her room and never comes out.

I wish I could lose weight faster O:

Granted, but now you can't be married to Haruhi Suzumiya.

I just want my goddamn apples.

Granted. But your apples went crazy and killed you.
I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you fly to close to an airplane and get sucked into the turbines.

How the crap can apples go crazy? I wish i had sane apples, that weren't poisoned, full of worms, evil, has a mind of it's own, has a mouth, legs, arms, body, neck, shoulder, knees, or any other body part, and the i can actually eat and enjoy because i WANT MY GODDAMN APPLES!

Granted but now your apples have razor blades in them

I wish mio akiyama would come out of her room and let me hold her.

i can't eat and enjoy apples with razorblades.... meanie.

Granted, but she's a ghost. >:< (hehe, two-sided face)

Y'know what? Screw the apples, gimme some oranges.

Granted, but they're covered in mold.

I wish I was an angel.

Aww, my fruit is always so gross... Granted, but you fall from God's grace and have your heavenly powers stripped.

I wish my fruit would stop sucking so much.

granted but now it blows instead.

I wish i could have a normal mio to hold D<

I wish Rebecca will accept me

Since Carebec didn't I'll corrupt both your wishes.

@Aizen: Granted, but then she doesn't like you and leaves.

@Carebec: Granted, but now you can never see her again.

I wish my room wasn't so cluttered.

Granted but now its COMPLETLY empty
I wish i had the safest cookie ever one that would not kill me would not hurt me and tasted wonderfull ;D

Granted, but now cookies don't exist.

I wish I had a new wardrobe.

Granted but it consists of barrerls
(hey i still got my cookie though ;D)
I wish my mom would stop being a bish ._.

Granted, but now she never wants you out of her sight.

I wish I wasn't accident prone.

granted...but now your dead..
I wish i got to finally go live on my own ._.

granted but someone decides to blow your house up and kill you.

i wish i was a pro stalker

Granted but you get locked up in jail for stalking for 78 years.
(i never said anything about a house)
I wish obama was to care more about polish immigrants D<